Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger. - Stimpy

So, I’m hanging out with my oldest son Mackenzie this week while he’s on summer vacation and I wanted to impart on him some wisdom.  No wisdom was forthcoming so I’ve decided to give to him a song in which he can use to guide him through the rest of his life.  Also (bonus!!!) introducing him the the best damn cartoon in the whole wide world!!!  Enjoy, or I’ll make your grandmother suck eggs…